Prosper
24, Aus ♈️
fairy mermaid pirate flower child
Never ask a girl if she wants to become a werewolf because she’s always going to say yes because girls love tearing things apart with their teeth and ripping people to shreds with their claws, it’s a foregone conclusion, an immutable fact of our universe really when ya think about it.
being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors
i hope ebony dark’ness dementia raven way, age 33, is enjoying the my chemical romance comeback and live tour,
getting anonymous hate (“just checking in” emails) from jealous haters (my professors) because of my hot takes (incredibly overdue assignments)
